I'm twiddling my thumbs, I seriously cannot believe this thing is still going, but soon I will know. I will know, it will be over, and normalcy will return. There was a boat arrival during all this, see how no one noticed? This is because the public are no longer in control, there's no one to scare anymore.
There is, I hear the parties say. In fact there are three of them, but they're not scared of boats. But what can we scare them with? Polls? Most people are afraid of polls, particularly when they're recent, or upcoming. They say the polls aren't swaying them, but they probably are, let’s keep talking about the polls.
Hang on, there's a poll out saying the public don't want us…shit. Fuck the polls, these independents are far too concerned with producing a stable government to worry about the polls. That's right, stable government, and that's us: stable. Not like that other lot, very unstable they are.
Wait, there's a poll out saying that voters in the independent's electorates want us, not the other lot. Polls! Gotta listen to the polls, these are the people who elected you. Are you insane? You must listen to them. It'd be a travesty of democracy. If they didn't vote for you, they would vote for us, so there…us. Gotta be us.
What, they don't care? Seriously? Well keep saying it just in case they do. If they do, they need to be reminded about it constantly. Short memories these guys…Shooorrrrttt memooorrieessss. Hey, why don't we remind them about that guy?
That'll scare em.
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